Ellie, 20, she/her pronouns! I reblog stuff, sometimes I say things, its all really interesting and funny, trust me.Also I don't tag stuff very much, im working on it, let me know if there is something you need me to tag! If i forget, please feel free to yell at/tell me if you can!
Robes are stupid. My sorcerer dresses like Petyr Baelish.
To expand: if you are a mage, dress like a noble. Do not dress like a wizard. Pointy conical hat and sky-blue robes is medieval semaphore for “kill first and with extreme prejudice.” Tailored black silk over cloth-of-gold and studded with rubies says “Harmless, but valuable; ransom if possible or kill last.”
If you dress like a noble, they’re not going to pay attention as you take a turn or two to back away from the melee and prepare yourself. The ruse is only broken when you reveal yourself, at which point 8d6 fire damage is screaming toward them at Mach Fuck anyway, so no big.
terfs have completely fallen for the lie that cis dudes will claim to be girls to get into girls bathrooms and toilets. have you meet a straight cis dude? they think touching laundry makes them gay, they think drinks in bright colours make them gay, they think ponytails make them gay, they won’t pretend to be a trans woman, trust me.
seriously..
related– The idea that straight men would go through major life changes and endanger themselves and change their lifestyle completely just to hit on lesbians is so ridiculous. No straight man is going to pretend to be a trans woman because they already do that shit all the time, why put in all that effort towards doing something they already do with no effort at all? Like trust me, actual straight men have no problem feeling entitled to hit on lesbians just the way they are.
I think the funniest part about twefs thinking that this will happen is the idea that a door or some social expectation will stop a cishet man who wants to hurt women in a public restroom. Get fucking real. If that was true women would be totally safe in women’s bathrooms and guess what we aren’t.
